Thursday, September 18, 2008

Jelly Filled Donuts

My friend Joe loves jelly donuts. He took a moment out of his life and pondered what donuts would be like filled with seemingly ordinary things not conventionally found in a donut. The idea is that most things fail; in fact, a great deal of nausea is induced.

Examples:
Ketchup filled donut
Cold gravy filled donut
Pureed carrot filled donut

and much, much more.

This inspired me to create the following Dunkin' Donuts ads... I hope you feel hungry.




You're welcome! There are many more sick flavors that were conjured.

Cold spit filled donut
Thousand Island filled donut
Body wash filled donut
Tartar sauce filled donut
Pureed vienna sausage filled donut
Mustard and mayonnaise mixed filled donut
Soft Trix cereal and pink milk filled donut
Cold clam chowder filled donut

I cannot recollect them all. I just made up most of those. Ugh... see if you can out-gross me.

5 comments:

Warren G said...

Actually, carrot filled donut sounds kind of good.

What about the obvious: Mexican semen filled donuts.

Joe (endless) said...

I thought of one today. Raw Oyster filled doughnut. With all the gross juice stuff that sits in the shell? I'm going to vomit all over this comment.

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